Need for Speed, ugh. I don’t know what happened to Need for Speed: Pro Street, but the demo was garbage. I’ve always been a bit of a fanboy, defending myself when all the haters would bash the series. But EA has crushed my love of the series. I cried myself to sleep the night I […]
Entries from October 2007
Pro Street Makes Me Emo
October 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments
World Series 2007 Preview
October 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment
The stage is set. World Series 2007 is starting today!
The matchup? The American League’s Boston Red Sox vs. the National League’s Colorado Rockies.
Place your wagers, gentlemen!
Here’s the breakdown:
Tags: General · TV · Uncategorized
Chase played Quake Wars
October 23rd, 2007 · 1 Comment
OK. I’m actually still playing it. I took baby steps to get to that level where I’m not bothered with online kids teabagging me- because I’m the one doing the teabagging. After playing online, I can say the experience is much better. As with all online games, the connection violently fluctuates from tolerable […]
More Like GAYlo hurr hurr
October 21st, 2007 · No Comments
I’ll be the first to admit it. I succumbed to the Halo 3 hype sirens. Their song was enticing. What can I say? Forge sounded delicious and I needed something to beat away the loneliness of sitting around in my parents’ house on a Friday night. So I went and pre ordered the game and […]
Street Fighter IV Trailer: First Impressions
October 19th, 2007 · No Comments
Now that I’ve collected myself and can finally talk in full coherrent sentences, I can discuss my initial reactions on the announcement of Street Fighter IV, plus report on some early rumored details about the game!
First off, if you haven’t already, watch the Street Fighter IV trailer!:
Low Res Trailer (YouTube)
Official SFIV Trailer (Flash)
High Quality […]
Tags: Arcade · Console · Gaming
Halo 3: Meet your new daddy.
October 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment
I’m here to tell you that within less than a month, Halo 3 was dethroned as the king of multiplayer. The sad thing is, it had no idea whatsoever. Team Fortress 2, with its 9 character classes and witty dialogue, wipes the floor with Halo 3. There’s so much more to a game that […]
I’m a Cracka Ass Cracka
October 18th, 2007 · 3 Comments
Tonight a couple friends and I went to dinner at Buca Di Beppo in downtown Santa Monica. I love that place, but Jesus, I feel like an AMERICA FUCK YEAH kind of guy there. Think about it. A big restaurant corporation commercializes an entire culture (in this case, Italian, for those of you who are […]
Tags: General
THE METAL!
October 18th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Guitar Hero is a dandy little game. Full of good times and lots of rockin’. While I love me some Guitar Hero was it worth it to buy Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground for a 5 song demo? The short answer is yes! FUCK YES!
I heard that some unscrupulous knaves […]
Would You Kindly Read This Review (Spoiler)
October 17th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Bioshock, the number one game in the first-person-shooter-about-a-guy-who-crash-lands-into-a-crumbling-underwater-utopia genre, has come and gone. Since Josh won’t shut the fuck up about me writing something, I guess I’m here to give my opinion about it.
To put it simply, it’s rad. Totally rad. The game’s unified art direction, brilliant storytelling and unique combat really make it interesting. […]
Tags: Console · Gaming · Spoiler
If this game does not excite you, you have a vagina. Full of penises.
October 17th, 2007 · 1 Comment
This image may not look like much because Game Informer, for the most part, is full of retards. For years, they’ve been made fun of for being the least informed of the gaming magazines out there. (Helloooo irony!) Now, after running shitty stories and releasing old/outdated information for a while, they got their shit together […]