Power Glove Love

Dear Microsoft,

I have been a loyal customer for over 3 years now. Never in those 3 years has your service been comparable to a trashcan full of baby shit. I guess there’s a first time for everything. After joining eight matches on COD4 in quick succession of one another, I was repeatedly dropped. Everyone else in the room got dropped…one by one…in a cinematic fashion. WTF

After throwing my controller across the living room, I attempted Halo 3. No dice. I lagged through a match, got dropped out of a handful of lobbies, and retreated into my pile of teddy bears. My tears are your fault. What ever happened to the downtime XBL had last night? Did you even accomplish anything? I’d put money on the table saying you didn’t.

After being stubborn and trying COD4 again, Infinity Ward promptly informed the entire community that XBL was having issues and that they were being worked on. NO SHIT. HURRY UP AND FIX THEM.

Signed,

Chase Ruyle

P.S. : Sending me a 1 month card of XBox Live won’t rectify this situation. Ever since you changed the setup to REQUIRE PEOPLE to have an open connection, you have ruined everything that I once called XBox Live. And I hate you forever, I just can’t quit you.