Power Glove Love

Assassin’s Creed seems like an exercise in copying from as many games as possible. It’s like they said “Hey, let’s take the sympathetic mass murderer main character idea from God of War, the sandbox concept from GTA and, oh yeah, the completely obvious twist ending from Crackdown.” Though they don’t seem to have ever admitted […]

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My birthday is in November. While I attempt to save money to upgrade my PC, a shit ton of games release at the same time. This year, I couldn’t hold my cash in my pocket any longer. I spent it. Since I did, I can tell you something about all the big releases. So I […]

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So, after Josh BLATENTLY called me out, I’ve decided to throw down my impressions of Mass Effect.  I intend to keep this short, as I have to get my pre-Thanksgiving stomach distention on, if that made any sense…  Anyhow.  I’m REALLY enjoying this game.  I’ve been told it’s better than KOTOR (Knights of the Old Republic for […]

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Need for Speed, ugh.  I don’t know what happened to Need for Speed: Pro Street, but the demo was garbage.  I’ve always been a bit of a fanboy, defending myself when all the haters would bash the series.  But EA has crushed my love of the series.  I cried myself to sleep the night I […]

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I’ll be the first to admit it. I succumbed to the Halo 3 hype sirens. Their song was enticing. What can I say? Forge sounded delicious and I needed something to beat away the loneliness of sitting around in my parents’ house on a Friday night. So I went and pre ordered the game and […]

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Now that I’ve collected myself and can finally talk in full coherrent sentences, I can discuss my initial reactions on the announcement of Street Fighter IV, plus report on some early rumored details about the game!

First off, if you haven’t already, watch the Street Fighter IV trailer!:
Low Res Trailer (YouTube)
Official SFIV Trailer (Flash)
High Quality […]

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Guitar Hero is a dandy little game. Full of good times and lots of rockin’. While I love me some Guitar Hero was it worth it to buy Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground for a 5 song demo? The short answer is yes! FUCK YES!
I heard that some unscrupulous knaves […]

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Bioshock, the number one game in the first-person-shooter-about-a-guy-who-crash-lands-into-a-crumbling-underwater-utopia genre, has come and gone. Since Josh won’t shut the fuck up about me writing something, I guess I’m here to give my opinion about it.
To put it simply, it’s rad. Totally rad. The game’s unified art direction, brilliant storytelling and unique combat really make it interesting. […]

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This image may not look like much because Game Informer, for the most part, is full of retards. For years, they’ve been made fun of for being the least informed of the gaming magazines out there. (Helloooo irony!) Now, after running shitty stories and releasing old/outdated information for a while, they got their shit together […]

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So, it’s October 16, 11:16 PM Central Time. If you haven’t heard, hours from now, Capcom is about to make a HUGE announcement, equivalent to that of a “Megaton Bomb”. If you check the Capcom Website, you’ll even notice a countdown clock in place, also with the words: “Prepare Yourself.”
So what’s the big deal, you […]

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