Apparently I am one opinionated person. I have been called a snob on many levels. Snap judgments are my forte. One of these judgments was made against Criss Angel. For a long time I believed that Criss Angel was a tool of massive proportions. When I hear the name Criss Angel I associate it with Dane Cook. HEY LOOK AT ME, I SCREAM AND YELL AND ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I’M DANE COOK! All this came to an end 5 minutes ago. Criss Angel is now in the pantheon of rad fucking dudes. He is no James Randi, Penn and Teller, or The Dude. Although he is approaching that status.
Take a look at Criss Angel. His hair, crooked hat, jewelry, and clothes. Uggggggg, try harder you douche bag. Oh Criss, your tricks are so neat! You use black lights, fake blood, and OMFG I CAN’T LOOK tactics. Teehee. I LOVE YOU! Then, it happened.
Cruising the celeb blogs, like the big girl I am, I come to my favorite site, What Would Tyler Durden Do (WWTDD). The fact that I have a hetro man crush on Brad Pitt has nothing to do with the fact that WWTDD is brilliant! As Is scroll down I find the video of Criss Angel calling out Uri Geller, one of the biggest frauds ever, and some queermasexual new ‘psychic’ that is channeling someone or another.
After the trick Criss Angel produces an envelope and offers 1 million dollars to Uri Geller and this psychic dummy if they know what it says. Geller and this dipshit both look shocked that anyone would question their abilities and bla bla bla. Hey psychic boys, let me tell you something, I can admit when I am wrong and full of shit. Let me show you how it’s done.
Criss Angel, I am forever sorry. You are awesome. No matter how lame I may find your tricks and your style of dress, I can never, ever take away your integrity. Dude, I get it now. You know it is all a show and big deal, you dress like a fucking freakazoid. I am a white guy and enjoy Marc Ecko shirts, who am I to judge? Keep up with your tricks and cutting edge style. I am sorry I judged you so harshly, your personality has won my heart.
JGR
P.S. Raven Simone, what the fuck happened to you? Hang out with Lindsey and Britney and do some drugs, FUCK!
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1 bearhello // Nov 2, 2007 at 9:39 am
holy shit. criss angel may not be a tool, but the guy in that video was.
that was gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
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