Power Glove Love

This image may not look like much because Game Informer, for the most part, is full of retards. For years, they’ve been made fun of for being the least informed of the gaming magazines out there. (Helloooo irony!) Now, after running shitty stories and releasing old/outdated information for a while, they got their shit together somewhat. They’ve transitioned from the kids with helmets who shit their pants and draw shapes in class all day into normal kids who get beat up, stuffed in lockers, and called fags. Congratulations.

They have received a cover story like none other. And it is now that I severely hope they are not blowing smoke up our collective gamer asses. This game on their cover will change the face of the planet. With voice work by none other than Jack Black, game design by TIM FUCKING SCHAFER (I love you for Psychonauts. I love you so much. Where are you going? Don’t run…), and music in the trailer by DIO….we have a masterpiece on our fucking hands. If you don’t believe me, watch this: (video after the jump.)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go wipe my dickmouth.