My birthday is in November. While I attempt to save money to upgrade my PC, a shit ton of games release at the same time. This year, I couldn’t hold my cash in my pocket any longer. I spent it. Since I did, I can tell you something about all the big releases. So I […]
God Dammit, I hate Christmas.
November 25th, 2007 · No Comments
Does ‘Mass Effect’ remind YOU of fat people?
November 22nd, 2007 · No Comments
So, after Josh BLATENTLY called me out, I’ve decided to throw down my impressions of Mass Effect. I intend to keep this short, as I have to get my pre-Thanksgiving stomach distention on, if that made any sense… Anyhow. I’m REALLY enjoying this game. I’ve been told it’s better than KOTOR (Knights of the Old Republic for […]
I don’t believe it, we agree!
November 22nd, 2007 · 2 Comments
At the PGL (as we like to call ourselves) we can never agree on anything. I love Halo but Andy and Chase hate it. I say they hate it because they are garbage at it and I am rad. I’m sure we disagree on other stuff too but I really just want […]
Tags: Music
Street Fighter IV Trailer: First Impressions
October 19th, 2007 · No Comments
Now that I’ve collected myself and can finally talk in full coherrent sentences, I can discuss my initial reactions on the announcement of Street Fighter IV, plus report on some early rumored details about the game!
First off, if you haven’t already, watch the Street Fighter IV trailer!:
Low Res Trailer (YouTube)
Official SFIV Trailer (Flash)
High Quality […]
Tags: Arcade · Console · Gaming
Halo 3: Meet your new daddy.
October 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment
I’m here to tell you that within less than a month, Halo 3 was dethroned as the king of multiplayer. The sad thing is, it had no idea whatsoever. Team Fortress 2, with its 9 character classes and witty dialogue, wipes the floor with Halo 3. There’s so much more to a game that […]
Would You Kindly Read This Review (Spoiler)
October 17th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Bioshock, the number one game in the first-person-shooter-about-a-guy-who-crash-lands-into-a-crumbling-underwater-utopia genre, has come and gone. Since Josh won’t shut the fuck up about me writing something, I guess I’m here to give my opinion about it.
To put it simply, it’s rad. Totally rad. The game’s unified art direction, brilliant storytelling and unique combat really make it interesting. […]
Tags: Console · Gaming · Spoiler
If this game does not excite you, you have a vagina. Full of penises.
October 17th, 2007 · 1 Comment
This image may not look like much because Game Informer, for the most part, is full of retards. For years, they’ve been made fun of for being the least informed of the gaming magazines out there. (Helloooo irony!) Now, after running shitty stories and releasing old/outdated information for a while, they got their shit together […]
